She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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