Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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