if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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