Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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