Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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