big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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