This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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