her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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