You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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