I heard we made out
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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