Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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