Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
