We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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