capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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