Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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