He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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