She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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