ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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