FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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