Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
cat food counts as protein by the way
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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