i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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