Having a random hookup so left but love u
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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