I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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