Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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