a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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