I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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