Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My life is pants optional.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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