the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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