And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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