Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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