I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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