Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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