screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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