I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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