Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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