hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
