i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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