She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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