another moral hangover. fuck.
her vagine was all disorganized.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I am one with the molecules
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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