i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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