i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
FUCK WHALES
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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