Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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