I faked an abortion last night.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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