so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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