What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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