If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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