i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm passing your future prison.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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