Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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