There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
