benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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