Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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