At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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