i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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