i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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