Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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