You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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