is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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